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Fanfic Masterlist

I write for Hogwarts Legacy and Criminal Minds

Explicit sexual content -🌶️ Fluff -🌸 Angst -❤️‍🩹

Hogwarts Legacy:

Hate that I now have to add that all characters have been aged up. If you are a minor, get the fuck out, this is not the place for you.

 Sharing is Caring stories in order: 

Everyone Has Needs - Ominis makes time to take care of himself 🌶️

Sharing is Caring - Ominis has an issue with Sebastian and f!MC. When Sebastian finds out what the problem is he talks with MC, wishing they could help Ominis
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️❤️‍🩹

Sharing is Caring chapter 2  - After a bit of denial the trio have a threesome Sebastian x f!MC x Ominis 🌶️❤️‍🩹🌸 

Sharing is Caring chapter 3 - The trio work to get Ominis out of an arranged marriage 
Sebastian x f!MC, Sebastian x f!MC x Ominis 🌶️❤️‍🩹 

Sharing is Caring chapter 4 - A member of the HL gang finds out the trios secret 
🌸❤️‍🩹

Other Sharing is Caring stories: 

We’re All Winners Here (aka untitled Quidditch story) - Sebastian and Ominis cheer on their girl 🌸

Precious Moments  - Ominis uses Polyjuice potion to witness special moments with Sebastian and f!MC 🌸

Oneshots/Other writings: (Most of these can fit into SiC before Everyone has Needs, but they can also be read as stand alone pieces!)

A Snack by the Lake - Sebastian gets a special snack from MC during a picnic
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️

A Snack by the Lake, Part 2 - MC gets a special snack from Sebastian during their picnic 
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️ 

A Snack by the Lake, Part 3 - Sebastian and MC have a nice ending to their picnic 
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️ 

The Green Imposter - Sebastian finds something interesting in MCs nightstand and puts it to good use
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️ 

Is That What You Want? - After a few drink and a day full of teasing, Sebastian gives MC exactly what she wants 
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️

Little Wolf - After taking out an Ashwinder camp, Sebastian and MC have some feral sex in the woods. 
Sebastian x f!MC 🌶️ 

Daddy - The first time MC calls Sebastian Daddy and the first time he calls himself Daddy 
Sebastain x f!MC 🌶️🌸 

Worth the Wait - Sebastian and f!MC have a sweet first time together (Not SiC related) 🌶️ 

Naughty Escapades and a Wily Temptress  - Sebastian and MC make a deal to wait until after taking their NEWTs to have sex, but MC can’t stop teasing him (Not SiC related) 🌶️
Sebastian x f!MC 

Ask and Headcannons:

 Sebastian and Ominis kinks

Sebastian and Ominis favorite positions/if they prefer head or penetration 

Sebastian and Ominis how loud they are/their dirty talk 

Sebastian and Ominis what their first times with f!MC are like 

How the trio became a throuple 

Ghost on the Shore - Sebastian Sallow HC 🌸

Daddy Dom Sebastian (Not SiC related)

The start of Sebinis from Sebastians POV 

Ominis knows nothing about girls and Sebastian is totally wiling to teach him (Not SiC related)

Sebastian and Ominis as Doms and Subs  

How Sebastian and Ominis react to MC dancing with another guy at the Yule Ball 🌸 

Life after Hogwarts with Sebastian and Ominis 🌸

Hogwarts Legacy Character Reactions: 

HLC react to MC asking them to have a threesome 🌸 

HLC react to MC taking them to a sex shop to pick out new toys and lingerie 

HL boys pick out lingerie for f!MC 

HL girls pick out lingerie for f!MC and she picks some out for them 

HLC react to being allowed to touch MCs face for the first time  🌸

HLC react to you flinching when they try to touch you for the first time 🌸

Criminal Minds :

Oneshots:
Starving - Your boss, Aaron Hotchner, calls you into his office for an unexpected reason
Aaron Hotchner x f!bau!reader 🌶️

Headcannons:
Hotch loves to buy his lover fancy lingerie

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[localravenclaw]

Sebastian Sallow going through his reading list

[writing-intheundercroft]

"checked it out weeks ago for a bit of light reading"

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[bbyyygirl]

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[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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[everythingfox]

(via)

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[soracities]

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

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[seasonalcabin]

a cozy home in the mountains with a window seat where you can drink something warm and watch as the leaves change into an array of red, orange, and yellow

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[kohlispeak]

If we date, just know I'll never stop touching you. I'll play with your hair, your hands, scratch your back, rub your shoulders, your neck, grab your jaw, hug you, kiss you, everything. all the time. affection is my favorite and I just like to touch you.

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[anxietyproblem]

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[powerburial]

my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately

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[hotchnerbau]

so we all know hotch usually wears the same suit to work everyday right but you know what would be really cute? if he wore a themed tie for every holiday. so on valentine’s day his tie would be pink or have a bunch of little hearts on it, on st patrick’s day his tie would have shamrocks on it, on christmas his tie would have a snowman or reindeers, etc.

he obviously doesn’t care that much about fashion but it’s his own little way of being festive and everyone gets excited to see what tie he will wear🥺

[criminalskies]

I think he totally would do this!!!! Awwww because people think he doesn’t get into the holiday spirit or that he’s some stonefaced agent who’s immune to any kind of holiday cheer so it’s the most Hotch way of letting people know he does care. using one of the things they know him by <3333 this is so sweet!! Izzy!! Now I’m gonna be downloading pictures of the different ties I could see him in 😩

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[punkberrydragon]

Remember to bite your wife to show that you love her a whole lot, she might even bite you back!

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[champagnexowishes]

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[skeelly]

me and my sister are teaching my little brother how to write good essays and my sister gave him advice saying, "just go nuts with it." and my brother replied with, "but it's literally no-nut-november."

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[svnflowermoon]

"brunette girls" this, "blonde girls" that...

GIRLS. JUST GIRLS. ANY GIRLS. GIRLS. OBSESSED WITH WOMEN.

[svnflowermoon]

guys i was talking to my crush today and um. women. i love women.

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[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

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